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Random messages to make people say "ewwww" and laugh. Sometimes, the sicker the better...
Sometimes it is just as fun to completely graffiti in inside cover with randomness so that it matches what goes on in my brain.
A young lad approached me at a convention and told me his teacher instructed him to re-write a story he wrote because it was too horrible. I signed a free book for him and told him to show his teacher.
Yes, I did send out a free condom so that they could enjoy a posh wank or - if it was to a woman - so she could go and find someone to have sex with whilst staying safe. I am considerate like that.
Just keeping readers on their toes...
Matt Shaw sells signed books at conventions but appreciates not everyone can get to them - even though he is totally worth the effort to see. In order to offer signed books to as many people as possible he frequently lists them on eBay. If you can't find them listed on eBay (be sure you're buying from the author and not an overpriced third party trying to make a profit by nothing next to nothing) you can also purchase them directly too.
Titles available
My Family
She Loves me Not
The Big Blue
Sick B*stards
sickER B*stards
Rotting Dead F*cks
PORN
Whore
MONSTER
Home-Video
ASHES
Clown
F*cked-up Shorts VOLUME ONE
Paralysed
Evil Little Things
Dolls
Despite the Roots
UK PRICE PER TITLE - £8.50 (includes postage)
WORLDWIDE PRICE PER TITLE - $25.00 (includes postage)
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IMPORTANT: If purchasing a signed book please ensure you click on the Buy Now button that corresponds to where you are in the world and also - when paying - include a note as to which title you're looking for from the listed books.
Banned book!
Well apparently Amazon is fine with authors writing about men fucking dinosaurs but... you make one book about a deformed horse (looks a bit like a unicorn) fucking multiple women and making a name for itself in the porn industry and they absolutely shit a brick... They even threatened to ban EVERYTHING about me from their site... That's 140-odd titles they would delete because of this filth... Pretty over the top if you ask me. Or is it?
Find out for yourself in this short story available as a PDF only.
Please note: this file is approximately 5,500 words. It is NOT a full length novel (which you will most likely thank me for).
See what the fuss was about here. Click BUY NOW and receive the file within 24 hours..